Logo

The Cynic's Rules of Conduct

Small book cover: The Cynic's Rules of Conduct

The Cynic's Rules of Conduct
by

Publisher: Henry Altemus Company

Description:
"Discuss family scandals before the servants. We should always be kind to the lower classes." "The chief duty of the best man is to prevent the groom from escaping before the ceremony." "There is only one worse break than asking a woman her age: it is looking incredulous when she tells it."

Home page url

Download or read it online for free here:
Download link
(multiple formats)

Similar books

Book cover: The Little Book of Big ExcusesThe Little Book of Big Excuses
by - Conari Press
The Little Book of Big Excuses is the ultimate compendium of strategems for all excuse-meisters who want to weasel out and slack-off with impunity. Life is serious business, people, so pay attention. Let Addie help you off the hook.
(8195 views)
Book cover: The Adventures of a FreshmanThe Adventures of a Freshman
by - Charles Scribner's Sons
The first day at college: Hi, there! you big Freshman, take off your hat -- yes, we're talking to you -- take off your hat to the class above you -- stop, don't try to get by, my sober-faced young friend. That would not be nice of you.
(4900 views)
Book cover: The Funniest Five Thousand Jokes, part 1The Funniest Five Thousand Jokes, part 1
by - Smashwords
This first book contains five thousand jokes from a variety of sources from both famous and ordinary people. Hopefully they'll bring a smile to your face, a grin to your mouth and maybe make your fingers scratch your head every now and then ...
(1754 views)
Book cover: Joe Miller's Jest BookJoe Miller's Jest Book
by - Hurst & Co.
An collection of the funniest jokes, laughable anecdotes, mirth provoking stories, brilliant witticisms, and queer sayings. Here are over seventeen hundred jokes from the 1800's. It was first published in 1864 and reprinted several times.
(8435 views)