A Parody Outline of History
by Donald Ogden Stewart
Publisher: George H. Doran Company 1921
Mr. H. G. Wells, in his "Outline of History," was of necessity forced to omit the narration of many of the chief events in the history of these United States. Such omissions I have in this brief volume endeavored to supply. And as American history can possibly best be written by Americans and as we have among us no H. G. Wells, I have imagined an American history as written conjointly by a group of our most characteristic literary figures.
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by Chester Field Jr. - Henry Altemus Company
'There is only one worse break than asking a woman her age: it is looking incredulous when she tells it.' 'If you would have a serene old age never woo a girl who keeps a diary.' 'A chef is a cook who gets a salary instead of wages.'
by Russell Taylor - Feedbooks
Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn't just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I've seen it in action.
by Jerome K. Jerome
This is a story of three Englishman who pile into a boat with food, clothes, and a fox terrier and set off on the Thames to see the English countryside. The book is today considered one of the funniest books in the English language.
by John Kendrick Bangs - Harper & Brothers Publishers
The idiot is the same old idiot, if a trifle worn. As an inventive idiot he is in his element although of all his numerous inventions he complains that none has been realized. Probably there is a deep psychological reason.